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words we wouldn’t use aloud because we don’t know how to say them (1)

effete – we hope this doesn’t mean we’re weak!

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radical ideas (27)

Let’s go bounce a check at Kmart and get the kids some bikes!

 

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things to lose in 2012 (2)

– Saying ‘literally.’ No, literally.

– More coastal lands to climate change. Who’s got beachfront property now, bro?

– Using ‘like’ as an approximation and then making a definitive statement.

– Gender constructs.

– Drone strikes and kill lists and extraordinary rendition. Oh my.

– Cavities. All of‘em. Coming for you, mafaws. – Saying‘bro’when you’re from a town so whitebread it even had the crusts cut off.

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i don’t care about your weekend

You did what on your weekend? No, you didn’t. No. Really? You really watched the whole game? Really? Like from the start to the end? And you saw all the hilarious and interesting television commercials too? Like the one you are currently regaling me with that I could just watch anywhere on any TV but you’re employing our time to relate to me? Oh yes that does sound like a fun and interesting advertisement meant to maipulate us!

And your daughter and or son did what adorable thing that you probably had to be there to enjoy? No! You don’t say! Just get out, Maam or Sir!

Hey remember when you said your weekend was ‘Too short’? Totally! That’s like such a totally fresh and interesting way to comment on how awesome and refreshing your weekend was!

Totally.

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favorite 99s (aside from the 99 percent)

– 99 cent stores

– US Route 99

– 99x Atlanta’s Alternative

– 1999

– Galaxy M99

– 69. Turn that frown upside down

– Wayne Gretzky

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bamn – employ hands

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bamn – phone booth

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bamn – 99%

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things to lose in 2012 (1)

– Gitmo. Maybe just put it in the territory of another country.

– Thighs. Can I hunger strike my thighs only?

– Anythingtoobigtofail.Thatincludesyou,CharityCase’sass!

– Delusional hopes for change; replace with shit in hand; shit used in multi- farious and exhilerating acts of street justice.

– Mind. Not wasted, just lost.

-It.

– You know what, Taylor!

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favorite 99s (aside from the 99 percent)

– I love you 99% of the time (Soul Asylum)

– Ninety-Nine. The Restaraunt. Mm.

– 99 luftballons

– 99 ways to die (the only Megadeath song Charity Case loved)

– 99 bottles of beer on the wall

– 99 problems but etc.

– Did you know that 99% of the world does it doggystyle?

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