effete – we hope this doesn’t mean we’re weak!
Category Archives: misc
– Saying ‘literally.’ No, literally.
– More coastal lands to climate change. Who’s got beachfront property now, bro?
– Using ‘like’ as an approximation and then making a definitive statement.
– Gender constructs.
– Drone strikes and kill lists and extraordinary rendition. Oh my.
– Cavities. All of‘em. Coming for you, mafaws. – Saying‘bro’when you’re from a town so whitebread it even had the crusts cut off.
And your daughter and or son did what adorable thing that you probably had to be there to enjoy? No! You don’t say! Just get out, Maam or Sir!
Hey remember when you said your weekend was ‘Too short’? Totally! That’s like such a totally fresh and interesting way to comment on how awesome and refreshing your weekend was!
– 99 cent stores
– US Route 99
– 99x Atlanta’s Alternative
– Galaxy M99
– 69. Turn that frown upside down
– Wayne Gretzky
– Gitmo. Maybe just put it in the territory of another country.
– Thighs. Can I hunger strike my thighs only?
– Delusional hopes for change; replace with shit in hand; shit used in multi- farious and exhilerating acts of street justice.
– Mind. Not wasted, just lost.
– You know what, Taylor!
– I love you 99% of the time (Soul Asylum)
– Ninety-Nine. The Restaraunt. Mm.
– 99 luftballons
– 99 ways to die (the only Megadeath song Charity Case loved)
– 99 bottles of beer on the wall
– 99 problems but etc.
– Did you know that 99% of the world does it doggystyle?